The NDA Was Better

At least they knew how to name themselves. They were everything they said they were.

• National: Hell, they ruled over the whole country.Thats national right?
• Democratic: A perpetual reminder of the fact that the reason for all your misery is well, You.
• Alliance: Well they were allied in the common cause of draining whatever patience was left in you.

Now sample the UPA:

• United: Pah
• Progressive: You didn't expect that did you?
• Alliance: Ya maybe. Power lust may still help them get through the five years.